It's enough to show the stunning size of the Palladium stage.
It was surely the personality of Noele Gordon that kept it going so long, a real trouper.
But he's up for singing Getting to Know You very hairy nude girls gets to know some of his audience in the way only Brucie can, some nice reactions proving he's the master of the impromptu interview.
Norman Vaughan, who freepussypics some jokes, some fall flat.
March 20th in colour Jimmy Tarbuck opens with a brief rendition of Pretty Woman, a foretaste of what's to come later.
John Betjamin refuses to appear, and doesn't.
Other sketches feature Tony replying to his fan mail, all two letters, and "Chez Hancock", a distinctly unsuccessful nightclub, with Tony playing the doorman, waiter, chef and Apache dancer.
Or maybe deadpan as she hasn't any laughs, and knows Hancock hasn't much to bite on either.